You have a fish pond in your garden, Nick?One perhaps with a scaled-down model of Nessie, perhaps? :3
LOL re Nessie! Actually, right now I don't but have to fix that soon.
Please do. I'd love to see an episode of Tanked in which Wayde & Brett visited the Redfern crib and went all WTF after you said "build me an aquarium shaped as a crashed saucer" :P