The Black Shuck Mystery Solved?

Has the mystery of the phantom black dog of Suffolk , England (the legendary "Black Shuck") finally been solved?

Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reveals the startling discovery of the skeleton of an immense hound, right in the very area, no less.

It's an article you can find here, and which begins like this:

"It roamed the countryside spreading death and terror – a giant, ferocious hell-hound with flaming eyes and savage claws.

"For centuries, the beast that came to be known as Black Shuck struck fear into the hearts of all who crossed its path.

"Just a single glimpse was enough to impart a fatal curse; the briefest encounter sufficient to suck the life from any hapless victim."

A British Bigfoot: In Kent...

From Britain's Daily Mail newspaper, Bigfoot in Kent:

And here's an extract from the article, to give you an idea of what's afoot:

"It is an historic and quaint 'middle England' town which doesn't really like creating a scene. But if the reports of one terrified walker are to be believed, the residents of Royal Tunbridge Wells could have a giant Bigfoot-like creature in their midst. A man walking in the woods beside the town's common claims to have spotted an 8ft tall beast with demonic red eyes and long arms."

Cases like this abound all across Britain, but, even the most cursory of studies of cases like this make it very clear that the British Bigfoot is not a flesh and blood beast, but something far stranger.

I'll very soon have more words to say about the British Bigfoot. In fact, about 120,000 of them...

Keep watching this space...